(Recommended for the faint of heart)
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Every Fart By Mail comes hermetically sealed in a very glamorous crystal clear polyethylene envelope. |
| Dr. Stink writes a message to your friend explaining what they are holding. After all, when was the last time they received a fart in the mail? |  |
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Your friend will also receive a stunning, professionally printed audio greeting card. |
| The classy picture inside is sure to leave an impression. |  |
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The card contains a custom message from you, a heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound! |
| Dr. Stink may vary his message, the paper, stickers, and card art sligtly from what is shown in the pictures. |
STEALTH Fart By Mail
(Recommended for the adventurous)
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At checkout, select STEALTH mode and we will remove all warnings and messages from Fart By Mail on the package. |
For more information and intrigue please email us at Dr.Stink@FartByMail.com.
Photographs by David Markman: www.MarkmanFoto.com
